The 11th Annual Go Topless Day® is swiftly approaching; a day set aside to celebrate our beloved Jeep in the best way we know how…by removing our tops and driving around with reckless abandon (within the strict confines of your local laws and ordinances, of course). Even better, this year’s event is sponsored by the Jeep fanatics at Rugged Ridge! As if any pure-blooded Jeeper needed an excuse to take their Jeeps out and enjoy a gorgeous spring day on the open road; we’ve come up with ten, count them, TEN reasons why you should get those Jeeps out and expose the world to a little peek into what it’s like to be a diehard Jeeper:
#1 – Jeep is an American Icon – Very much like our countries stars and stripes, the revered Jeep deserves to be on public display for everyone to see, appreciate and enjoy. When darkness sets in, fret not; Jeeps are equipped with their own onboard illumination systems so that you can still see and be seen with the press of a button or pull of a knob (depending on your particular model). It is absolutely revolutionary!
#2 – Gasoline Prices Are Going Up – While this seems like more of a ‘con’ than a ‘pro’, just think about it for a minute. Driving the wheels off the old Jeep is gonna be cheaper on this day than it will be on any given day in June OR July. Consider, if you will, the kind-hearted folks of Finland who are paying in excess of $5.00 a gallon for petrol! With gas prices like those, you can very well imagine that, even if those poor Finns were lucky enough to have Jeeps, before “Go Topless Day” even got started, it would be Finnished. So fill those fuel tanks up to over-flowing and wheel those Jeeps like there’s no tomorrow. Do it for our Jeep-less friends on the other side of the pond.
#3 – This IS the 11th Anniversary of Go Topless Day® – Just think about it…this tops-off celebration is in its second decade of existence and it’s getting bigger every year. And it’s not just the western hemisphere, folks. We’ve got topless bashes as far away as Australia making Go Topless Day® a true global phenomenon.
#4 – Kids LOVE Jeeps! – I am not insinuating that you need to go out and adopt kids for “Go Topless” Day, if you don’t currently have any of your own. I am simply stating one of the simplest truths that exists today, and that is: if you take a kid for a ride in your Jeep, smiles will be sure to follow. Smiles so genuine that they can only be enhanced by the likes of ice cream and amusement parks- they’re that good. If admission to your rig is strictly limited to adults only, at least take the time to wave and smile at kids when you see them out on the road. You’re in a Jeep, so you can bet they will already be looking at you. You’ve gotta let them know how much fun it really is!
#5 – It’s Saturday!! – I would understand your hesitance to venture out too far from the house on a weekday school night but “Go Topless Day®” falls on the weekend, so any and all excuses fail. Get out there and enjoy a care-free ride knowing you’ll have all day on Sunday to recover.
#6 – ‘Jeep Hair’ Looks Outstanding on Almost Everyone – With the exception of completely bald individuals, looking somewhat frazzled like you just came off a rollercoaster is a good look – crazy, but good. Case in point… Go to ANY dating website and browse through the hundreds upon hundreds of profile pictures. Every one of these hapless romantics is well-groomed with their hair perfectly in place and yet they are hopelessly single. What could they be missing?? You might try sacrificing those hairdos to the wind gods, jump into a Jeep and live a little. You won’t be sorry! If you just can’t take the risk with those precious locks, may we suggest a ball cap? Follow the link and you’ll see it’s really just a win / win situation.
#7 – You Get to Relive the ‘Good Old Days’ – Do you remember when you were just a kid and your neighborhood friends would come knock on your front door and ask your parents if you could come out and play? Well, your Jeep friends are going to be out playing on May 19th and we want you to come out and play too! The Jeep community is a family; a brother and sisterhood of people who share in the same enjoyment of the outdoors and an undying passion for Jeeps. You’ll see them out there, so make sure you wave and don’t worry about being home before the streetlights come on.
#8 – You Can Throw the Map Right Out the Window – Actually, if you don’t have a roof you are probably deprived of doors, as well. So the map kinda throws itself out with no help from you. Nonetheless, Go Topless Day® is all about the journey you’re on and not any given destination, so set out for the great unknown. You’ll never know what you might find when you chart a course for nowhere. Set out with a friend to find a new trail to hike, take in a handful of a postcard-perfect views or a new out-of-the-way restaurant to experience. This adventure is not scripted so you can make it up as you go. Most importantly, set out to see as much of the world around you as you can, from the best seat available.
#9 – Man’s Best Friend Will Likely Lick You– The only characters that seem to love a Jeep ride more than Jeep owners are the Jeep owner’s dogs. When canines go for a ride in a normal car, they have to poke their heads out of the lowered window, which requires standing on all fours for a vast majority of the time, equating to much more work than dogs usually prefer. The well-known cliché “lazy as a dog” is somewhat unfair in that dogs actually prefer to exhaust their energies in more thrilling pursuits, such as chasing balls or Frisbees, scavenging for people food, disassembling consumer textiles and intently sleeping on pricey furniture. For this reason, Jeeps are the ideal method of getting around for dogs. They are able to be completely surrounded by refreshing breezes while enjoying a much more comfortable reclined position; so take your four-legged friends along with you BUT don’t forget a leash or lanyard so your pooch can stay safe & secure in the cab.
#10 – Taking the first step is super easy!! – You can get an unbelievably FREE Go Topless Day® decal from All Things Jeep.com by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope (US addresses only) to the address below. Every request is opened by a living, breathing human so feel free to include a friendly note. We hope to see you out on May 19th! OlllllllO
All Things Jeep
GTD 2018 Bumper Sticker Request
20 Mill Street, Suite 136
Pepperell, MA 01463
For more information on AllThingsJeep.com’s 11th Annual Go Topless Day® 2018 sponsored by Rugged Ridge, please visit https://www.allthingsjeep.com/go-topless-day.html.